Look at This Stuff, Isnt It Neat?

I will be using “the plot chickens” on a podcast near you. You heard it here first. $4

As an avid consumer of tea and tea, I think I kinda need these bookmarks. $13.

This prickly little duck dude says keep reading OR ELSE. So, you know, do that. $4+

There are those who prefer to read their smut discreetly, and those who are loud and proud with it. If you are of the “Hear ye, hear ye, this plot is filthy!” crowd, I present you with this smutty little sticker. $5+

Keeping this sticker‘s energy all day, every day. $7+

It’s a tavern sign! For your bookshelf! $15+

The groundhog in this art print is in its Nolite Te Bastardes Carborundorum era. Same! $18+

I was recently on an episode of Book Riot’s newest podcast, Zero to Well Read, talking about the legacy of Twilight with Jeff O’Neal, Rebecca Schinsky, and Kelly Jensen. I don’t think anyone on that call picked up what I was putting down when I did my best hoa hoa hoa hoa hoa on the mic, but if you hoa hoa like I hoa hoa, add this candle to your cart. $14+

Adulting is just one series of decisions after another, and maybe you’d like to decide less. Let the universe decide which book to read next with this handy TBR jar. $15+

Bring some delicate bookish flair to your hair game with this teeny tiny book barrette. $25

You know what would make me happy? If someone got real unhinged with this custom sweater. Forget coffee, tea, wine, etc. Go Baja Blast. Live más! $18+

It took all of thirty seconds for me to add this shirt to my cart. Outside is a lot right now!!! $25

Me and stained glass, we go together. The faux stained glass design on this floral bookshelf mug is just so pretty! $24+

Today is actually my birthday, which puts me smack on the Libra/Scorpio cusp. This quote collection journal speaks to my Libra side: balanced, harmony-seeking, admiring of beauty and aesthetic loveliness… ($30)

… and then there’s my Scorpio side. If anyone is gonna have a “Told You So” journal, it’s the Scorps. $30+

For bookish merch with a more cohesive theme, check out these bookish sweaters for fall and merch to celebrate 20 years of Twilight, and browse The Goods for lots more bookish swag.