My Definitive Ranking Of Sabrina Carpenters Mans Best Friend

This song is peak Barbie vibes! Makes me want to get up, dance, and sing along every single time.

Singability: 10/10

Favorite Lyric: “Yeah, I spent a little fortune on the waxed floors, we can be a little reckless ’cause it’s insured.”

This one takes me right back to the early 2000s. It’s super catchy, totally relatable, and the kind of track you just want to scream in your car. And that guitar solo? Chef’s kiss.

Singability: 10/10

Favorite Lyric: “Yeah, your paragraphs mean shit to me, it’s verbatim what you said last week.”

This song is such a blast and definitely not the kind of “tears” I was expecting. Blushes.

Singability: 10/10

Favorite Lyric: “A little communication, yes, that’s my ideal foreplay, assemble a chair from IKEA, I’m like ‘uhhh.’”

I absolutely love this one. It’s heartfelt, yet still such a jam. The perfect song to sing in your car on a rainy day when you want all the feels.

Singability: 8/10

Favorite Lyric: “Silent treatment and humbling your ass, well, that’s some of my best work.”

Let’s be honest, we all know someone like this. I can totally see this track blowing up on TikTok.

Singability: 10/10

Favorite Lyric: “Congratulations on your new improvements, I bet your light rod’s like bigger than Zeus’.”

Another catchy one with major early 2000s energy. Who hasn’t cried over a boy in bed? At first, this wasn’t one of my top favorites, but after hearing it a few more times on TikTok, it grew on me. Sabrina really has a way with words.

Singability: 8/10

Favorite Lyric: “That boy is corrupt, could you raise him to love me maybe? He sure fucked me up.”

I love this track — it’s catchy, funny, and painfully real. Like… what the heck, men?!

Singability: 8/10

Favorite Lyric: “He used to be literally obsessed with me, I’m suddenly the least sought-after girl in the land.”

We all already knew this one from when she dropped it as a single! It’s still insanely catchy, but compared to the rest of the album, I kept moving it further down my list.

Singability: 10/10

Favorite Lyric: “Why so sexy if so dumb? And how survive the earth so long?”

I really like this song. I definitely had to look up the lyrics like, “Wait… what did she just say?” (cue red cheeks). We all either know a couple like this… or we are the couple like this.

Singability: 7/10

Favorite Lyric: “Been there a thousand times, selective memory though.”

Another track with early 2000s vibes, though a little slower, but still easy to sing and dance to. This woman writes nothing but bops!

Singability: 7/10

Favorite Lyric: “I just hope you get agoraphobia someday and all your days are sunny from your windowpane.”

Fun, flirty, and maybe just a little concerning, but perfect for a girls’ night soundtrack.

Singability: 7/10

Favorite Lyric: “Could be John or Larry, gosh, who’s to say? Or the one that rhymes with ‘villain’ if I’m feelin’ that way.”

This song may be last on the list, but it’s still such a bop! The unique instrumentals make this such a standout. It’s the perfect closer for the album.

Singability: 7/10

Favorite Lyric: “But I’ll say ‘arrivederci, au revoir,’ forgive my French, but, fuck you, ta-ta.”