This Hotel & Resort Should Get 666 Stars On Yelp

We have found the perfect accommodations for you if you decide to visit the “Lucifer’s Playground” amusement park, created by digital artist Dolly Cypher, this summer. We ran a story about her hellish vision this month and people loved the idea.

But now we bring you Hotel Hell (at least that is what we are calling it) which we think would fit perfectly as an on-property resort next to the park. With its spacious Satanic-themed lobby and Baphomet bedrooms, this hotel seems as if it were designed to accommodate the demons in all of us.

According to the AI artist (sorry, this resort was built in the ether), a clothing line that uses the tag @ink_poisoning_ on Instagram, there really is NO rest for the wicked:

“We offer the worst accommodations imaginable, from cramped rooms, broken furniture, and an over heated pool.

At Hotel Hell, the wicked are subjected to eternal suffering and torment.

They are punished for their sins and denied any chance of redemption or escape. They are tortured and tormented in a variety of ways, from physical pain to psychological anguish. They are also denied any chance of rest or respite, as they are doomed to suffer for all eternity. So come and experience the ultimate in misery and despair at Hotel Hell!”

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The lobby includes a pentagram as a perk just in case you need to conjure up any additional guests you may have forgotten to invite.

You can check in, but will you check out?

Baphomet ensures that you have enough reading light, but tortures you by not including any USB ports or charging outlets.

The dreams in this room are sweet, but the nightmares are sweeter.

Who is going to do the bed check? And by that, we mean looking under it.

The torture here is that everyone needs to stand to do their business either way. Although aiming looks like fun.

The gallery is filled with pictures of the “Employees of the Month.”

Make sure to get your reservations early, unlike most hotels, everyone wants the bottom floor.

You can check out @ink_poisoning_ below:

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