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The thing that grinds my gears here is how much more they flesh out Gonzo than Bowyn. He’s allowed to be charming and funny, but she really has no personality aside from being famous. I can tell they’re trying to get female viewers to buy what Gonzo is selling here, but it’s a total missed opportunity to make your female protagonist so flat and forgettable when a good chunk of viewers are likely Swifties here to see a Taylor-inspired rom-com (rather than the Travis-inspired movie this really is).
Like, Taylor Swift is known for writing about the complexities of girlhood and they’re not giving us anything to work with here!
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