Courteney, who was supposed to be traveling at the time, “didn’t mind” if they “crashed at her place.” But then Courteney returned early and kept the party going by inviting a few more famous friends, including Will Arnett.
“Then, maybe to get rid of us, [Will] led my mate and me to the fridge, from which he extracted a soft drink. While the door was open, we spotted a huge box of black diamond mushroom chocolates,” Harry wrote. “Somebody behind me said they were for everybody. Help yourself, boys. My mate and I grabbed several, gobbled them, washed them down with tequila.” Shortly after, the mushrooms kicked in, and he recalled seeing monsters.
“Beside the toilet was a round silver bin, the kind with a foot pedal to open the lid. I stared at the bin. It started back.What — staring?I stepped on the pedal. A huge open grin,” he wrote. “Now the loo became a head, too. The bowl was its gaping maw, the hinges of the seat were its piercing silver eyes. It said:Aaah.“
