A North Texas woman says that her house is haunted. But these spirits are giving a new meaning to things that go bump in the night.
Linda Hill says she’s done renting out her house because tenants leave shortly after moving in, saying the house is occupied by ghosts. Horny ghosts.
At first, the landlady didn’t believe it. But that changed after she experienced the phenomenon for herself. One night in the shower, Hills says her husband walked into the bathroom and uttered, “Lookin’ good!” through the nebulous shower curtain.
Only, it wasn’t her husband.
Hills says the dark figure she saw, who she thought was her husband, wasn’t, because he came in afterward and asked who she was talking to. He had been nowhere near the bathroom.
Hill became a believer after that and describes the spirits that meander around the house as “sexual.” The home wasn’t always the cozy dwelling it appears today. It’s rumored that at one time it was a thriving bordello which could explain their randy behavior.
Ghost investigators who have stayed in the house claim to have caught electronic voice phenomenon (EVP) in which the saucy specters are heard saying phrases like, “Oh baby, oh baby, yeah” and, “Yeah, I like it like that.”
To add to the eerieness, the house also has a 19-foot well beneath the living room floor which has led some to believe it’s a portal to another realm.
Since Hill hasn’t had any luck with long-term tenants, she has opened up the house to ghost investigators who want to witness the parahorny activity firsthand.
Recently, Joy Behar of The View admitted to having sex with an invisible partner. The panel of ladies, including Sara Haines, had just watched a news story about sexual ghosts and as usual the women wanted to discuss it.
“If you have sex with a ghost, can you get pregnant?” Sara Haines asked.
“I’ve had sex with a few ghosts and never got pregnant,” Behar revealed.
To which Whoopie Goldberg responded, “I’m just gonna let that ride. I don’t know how many of you just heard what Joy just said, but I’m going to let it ride.”
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